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The 10 Types Of Bad Kissers

There's nothing better than a great kiss — and nothing worse than a terrible one. Here are some of the biggest offenders. WARNING: You will cringe.

The Puppy

The Puppy

The tongue goes in the mouth — not on the face! There are definitely circumstances in which it's acceptable to lick your partner. But a full-on tongue-bath during a makeout sesh is not OK.

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The Washing Machine

The Washing Machine

Points for getting the tongue inside the mouth, but what you do with it matters too. Swirling it around a lot isn't going to turn anyone on. The Washing Machine only knows that one circular motion, and he or she will use it endlessly.

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The Thirsty Dog

The Thirsty Dog

Similar to The Puppy, of course — but in some ways, worse. The Thirsty Dog treats your mouth like a dog bowl, lapping up your saliva until you long for dry mouth. Again, switch it up!

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The Reptile

The Reptile

And here's one more thing to not do with your tongue: Dart it quickly in and out of your partner's mouth. That is how snakes smell. It is not how you kiss. The Reptile must learn how to use his or her tongue more sensually.

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